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31  General Cat Discussion / Cat 911 / Furballs on: February 19, 2011, 10:42:51 pm
 How do you prevent furballs and your cat throwing them up. Is there any good stuff you can give them?

32  General Cat Discussion / The Cat Room / How did you get your cat? on: February 19, 2011, 10:41:23 pm
How did you?
33  General Cat Discussion / Cat Humor / Does your cat own you? on: February 19, 2011, 10:40:21 pm
 Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks on the butter?
Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?
Do you kiss your cat on the lips?
Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?
Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat?
Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?
Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?
Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat?
Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?
Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse?
Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card?
Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or foot-board, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat?
At the store, do you pick up the cat food and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself?
Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays?
Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelet made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout?
Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children?
When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them?

34  General Cat Discussion / Cat Humor / Mad Kitty Song on: February 19, 2011, 10:39:32 pm
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo
 lol
35  General Cat Discussion / Cat Humor / The First Cat on: February 19, 2011, 10:36:17 pm
The First Cat

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."
And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.

And it was a good animal.

And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."



And dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.

And dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."

And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.



And cat would not obey them.

And when Adam and Eve gazed into cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was happy.

And Cat didn't give a shot one way or the other.
36  General Cat Discussion / Cat Humor / Cats Drinking on: February 19, 2011, 09:43:30 pm
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?



wait for it






He set a new lap record. 21.gif
37  General Cat Discussion / Cat Chat / Why Does Catnip make Kittys Crazy? on: February 19, 2011, 09:41:49 pm
Why do they go crazy with this.
38  General Cat Discussion / Cat Chat / How many cats do you have? on: February 19, 2011, 09:41:15 pm
How many?
39  General Cat Discussion / Cat Chat / Where does your cat sleep? on: February 19, 2011, 09:40:32 pm
Our cats sleep throughout our house. Some sleep in the basement on their cat condo scratchers. Some will sleep in my office and some on my bed.
How about yours?
40  General Cat Discussion / Say Meow / Hi there on: February 19, 2011, 09:38:32 pm
My name is tomcat. I love cats and hope you enjoy the board.
41  Cat News / Feedback / Members Feedback on: February 19, 2011, 09:37:16 pm
We welcome all feedback.
42  Cat News / News and Announcements / Cat Forum on: February 19, 2011, 09:36:10 pm
Welcome to the Cat Forum. Here we can talk all about our cats.
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